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it’s almost spoopy time.

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noizs-nipples:

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kumagawa:

in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

MOM NOOO!MOM HOW?!MOM okay we’re coming
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when I see someone open a pack of gum

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worlds fastest repeating bg tutorial

alexinglasses:

So make a new file in photoshop like this…

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now create whatever it is that you want, make sure it’s centred in the square then duplicate the layer

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now go to filter>other>offset 

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set the offset to half of the width and height of the box and select the “Wrap around” thingy

save as a png and then apply as your background

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bam

hope that was helpful!

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you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

SUPER GAY
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